Why America sucks

Greg Gutfeld has a funny entry, Greg Gutfeld’s 29 Amazing Reasons Why America Sucks!, up at the Huffington Post.

Some of my favorites:

21. Our army shows up early to everything, which is awkward.
25. Unending series of medical and pharmaceutical breakthroughs by private research undermines population control.
27. We will probably solve global warming before anybody else, then use the solution to make more money.
28. Native Americans getting rich off casinos instead of staying dirt-poor does nothing to prove how bad colonialism was.
29. Democracy still an untested theory! 230 years not nearly long enough trial period to truly know if it's safe for general use.

Read the whole thing…it’s well worth it.