Hillary: Minion of the Dark Side?

So Sharon Stone says Hillary Clinton has too much sexual power right now to successfully run for President?

I guess we should listen to her…the star of “Basic Instinct” certainly must know a thing or two about sexual power, right? Not to mention her performance as a duplicitous hottie with a gun in “Total Recall”…whee doggie!

Maybe I’ve been approaching this whole latest bleat of celebrity idiocy from the wrong direction. I guess I should consider that repulsion is a force – a power if you will - in physics. Now as far as I’m concerned, Hillary is approaching the pinnacle of sexual repulsiveness. If you consider power in absolute terms, removing the labels of positive and negative, then I guess Hillary really is one of the big dogs in terms of sexual power.

If the pulsar is a spinning neutron star of great attraction (gravity) in the universe, Hillary has got to be its as-yet-undiscovered opposite, the“Repulsar.”

Of course, Stone killed that hypothesis when she opined that Clinton should run in a few years when her allure has diminished. At this point, I’ve got to say “Sharon, honey, that leg-crossing thing in ‘Basic Instinct’ was great, but you’ve got to realize the kind of anti-sexual power Hillary Clinton embodies doesn’t fade with time…it just distills into something more potent.”

Fortunately, Clinton still has a way to go before she reaches the height of sexual “power” wielded by Dark Side of the Sexual Force Master and Sith-sister Helen Thomas. Maybe Clinton can become Thomas’s protégé…Darth Hillary has kind of a ring to it.