Cultural relativism watch

On the cultural relativism watch, another fine example of a "Superior Because It's Not American" culture demonstrating its superiority. Who are we to criticize this? We're just capitalist, imperialist, Bush lackeys who get an erotic thrill at the mention of the word oil.

The above is written tongue-in-cheek, of course; but then again, they ARE cheeleaders who, it seems to me, generally deserve what comes to them. I wonder if Google or Yahoo! had anything to do with this one?

Update: The American hegemonistic, elitist, imperialist, oil-burning-and-causing-global-warming war machine took a break from its oil-burning in games of naval domination to send a ship to help with the mudslide in the Phillipines. Heavy capitalist helicopters (probably black) are also on the way.

We're like the Ghostbusters. If somethin' bad happens...in your neighborHOOD...who ya gonna call?...The Great Satan and its intolerant imperialistic Bush-worshipping torture monkeys! It doesn't quite rhyme, but you get the idea...

Response from culturally-equivalent North Korea?

Chirp.....chirp.....chirp.